Monthly Archives: August 2010

Toilet Talk III

Return of the Jedi?.. nope.  Return of the King?.. uh uh.  Return of Dignity to this Blog?… not even close.  How about Toilet Talk III: The Final Flush?.. Ooh, what about Final Defecation (instead of Final Destination)?.. although, Final Destination … Continue reading

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Toilet Talk.. number 2

It was brought to my attention by half of the readers that I neglected to discuss something that is apparently very important in the female restroom.  Both of them mentioned the importance of the courtesy flush.  I admit that I … Continue reading

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Toilet Talk

Picking a topic is one of the hardest parts about doing this thing.  Oh, I have lots of ideas, but I never know which one I should start writing about.  My topics can be broken down into three categories so … Continue reading

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Ode to Football

August is anticipation. The heat from a feverish nation. My withdrawal is ending, the fever is pitched; Off-season so long I was starting to twitch; Excitement so static, we all start to itch To witness man’s greatest creation. Revere its … Continue reading

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