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My Totally Normal Feelings About Mitchell Trubisky

I remember the when and I remember the where, When I saw the drafting of a brand new Bear. Like many people, I was angry. Upset. Who was this kid we’d traded other draft picks to get?   This sounded … Continue reading

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The Thrilling Eclipse

  Darkness falls across the land. The noon time hour is close at hand. Creatures crawl in search of glasses. To watch the event before it passes. And whosoever shall be found, Without dark filters facially-bound, Will stand and face … Continue reading

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Social Awkwardness

There are times when all the world’s asleep, The questions run too deep For such a simple man. Won’t you please, please tell me what we’ve learned I know it sounds absurd But please tell me who I am. The … Continue reading

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Blog Post of a Wimpy Kid: The High School Years

If I thought that my young childhood fights and bullies were rough, I was about to find out that there was a whole new level in store for me. Junior high school is when kids really start pushing their boundaries, and … Continue reading

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Blog Post of a Wimpy Kid

I experienced my childhood in the 80’s and my high school years in the early 90’s. There were lots of great things about growing up during that period and these things have been documented ad nauseam in multiple popular nostalgia shows. … Continue reading

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Golden Country Your Face is so Orange

  Golden country your face is so orange With all of your talking that splinters and scorns Can you hear the sounds of his followers’ laughter And have you thought about what will come after   Well some of you … Continue reading

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Star Wars: The Blog Awakens

It lie dormant for years. Unreadable post after unreadable post gentled the beast and sent it into a deep hibernation. But now something stirs it from its slumber. A topic that has reignited the inspiration to write more unfunny, uninteresting posts … Continue reading

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