Category Archives: Star Wars vs Lord of the Rings

Star Wars vs LotR Closing Statement

Boy, am I glad this thing is over.  And judging by the number of people that now read this blog, so are you.  The only people who have happened upon my blog lately are those who accidentally found it by … Continue reading

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Star Wars vs LotR Deathmatch #13 – (Finale- Finale)

Battle of Dark Ones:           Frodo falls and Sam is dragged down again.  The two Hobbits lie motionless for several minutes, breathing hard.  The mountain tremors roughly and the Hobbits hear a deafening explosion.  Soon after, … Continue reading

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Star Wars vs LotR Deathmatch #13 – (Finale- part 2)

Battle of Dark Ones:           Frodo, Sidious, and his guard are all thrown back by the fiery explosion.  Deafened and blinded by the blow, the small group struggles to gain their bearings.  Frodo tries to stand, … Continue reading

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Star Wars vs LotR Deathmatch #13 – (Finale- part 1)

Battle of Dark Ones:         The Fell Beast is flying over red rocky terrain now.  Jabba, in a delirious stupor from exhaustion and fear, is jolted partially to his senses by a sudden lurch from the flying … Continue reading

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Star Wars vs LotR Deathmatch #12 – (Main Event #3)

Battle of Wise and Powerful Mentors:           Gandalf studiously pours over the old maps and tomes of the library by candlelight.  He takes a deep drag from his long-stemmed pipe.  The Shire tobac is smooth, but … Continue reading

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Star Wars vs LotR Deathmatch #11 – (Main Event #2)

Battle of Chosen Ones:             The surface of Tatooine is bright and hot.  An occasional wind kicks up sand into the arid air.  Zooming in on the bright yellow surface, we see a sail barge … Continue reading

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Star Wars vs LotR Deathmatch #10 – (Main Event #1)

Battle of Badasses Who Competently Carried Out Ultimate Evil Boss’ Orders:           The white wizard stealthily creeps through the halls of Cloud City.  He came to this place looking for an item of power.  Rumors told … Continue reading

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